[Life as a super is weird, crazy, and dangerous, and while she probably wouldn't change it for anything some days do push her limits.
Still not sure how he managed it, but Bart somehow went and broke the damn universe. One second she was on a mission with the Outsiders and the next thing she knew she'd been flung across the galaxy (okay but HOW) and woke up picking pink polka dotted chow mein out of her hair in a dumpster out behind some kind of futuristic shopping mall.
Communicator wasn't working, and a quick scout told her she definitely wasn't on Earth anymore. Through the skylight she'd observed aliens as far as the eye could see, but she hadn't been able to remain there for long. Some kind of sentries were patrolling the area and without knowing if they were hostile or friendly, she decided it would be best to go into stealth mode for more information (because THAT always worked out so well).
Getting her hands on parts for a disguise was easy enough. Someone had thrown away a bunch of perfectly good alien looking armor in one of the bins at the very entrance, and so after a bit of digging (why did it look like something out of a 90's space opera? Okay, maybe they tossed this stuff in the bin for a good reason, except--) eventually settling on a brown cape with red lining. And were those... were those Dragon Ball shoulder pads?? Like the Ginyu Force?! DUDE!
She was loathed to toss them, and so she kept them as they were. The only other thing she snagged was a blue scarf to wrap around her face under the hood, hiding everything up to her eyes once the hood was pulled down. No one seemed to think twice about her state of dress until she ran into the weird old guy, at which point she found herself walking around as a designated purchase carrier, hefting a bag of weird antique table toppers...
And then there was a flying cow- FOR HERA'S SAKE?!]
•||• For Keith (wontquit) Kogane
Still not sure how he managed it, but Bart somehow went and broke the damn universe. One second she was on a mission with the Outsiders and the next thing she knew she'd been flung across the galaxy (okay but HOW) and woke up picking pink polka dotted chow mein out of her hair in a dumpster out behind some kind of futuristic shopping mall.
Communicator wasn't working, and a quick scout told her she definitely wasn't on Earth anymore. Through the skylight she'd observed aliens as far as the eye could see, but she hadn't been able to remain there for long. Some kind of sentries were patrolling the area and without knowing if they were hostile or friendly, she decided it would be best to go into stealth mode for more information (because THAT always worked out so well).
Getting her hands on parts for a disguise was easy enough. Someone had thrown away a bunch of perfectly good alien looking armor in one of the bins at the very entrance, and so after a bit of digging (why did it look like something out of a 90's space opera? Okay, maybe they tossed this stuff in the bin for a good reason, except--) eventually settling on a brown cape with red lining. And were those... were those Dragon Ball shoulder pads?? Like the Ginyu Force?! DUDE!
She was loathed to toss them, and so she kept them as they were. The only other thing she snagged was a blue scarf to wrap around her face under the hood, hiding everything up to her eyes once the hood was pulled down. No one seemed to think twice about her state of dress until she ran into the weird old guy, at which point she found herself walking around as a designated purchase carrier, hefting a bag of weird antique table toppers...
And then there was a flying cow- FOR HERA'S SAKE?!]
What the-?!